I post whatever and maybe stranger things sometimes

 

german-milfs:

kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202:

corrupted-legality:

sunfortune:

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crying

Uh….australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh…white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh… white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

namibozsu:

umbweon:

umbweon:

just discoverd i can block people i find annoying

when u get out of the mindest blocking is only saved for “Bad People” and you can block perfectly fine ppl you just know theyre a little annoying to you, your experience enhances

so fucking true. hitting that block button on people who annoy me like a medieval king ordering his guards to slay the jester for being unfunny

arcnoise:

arcnoise:

some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

rainia:

idk how to explain it anymore but “guy” and “girl” are gender neutral terms to me now like they’re just vibes and feelings and states of being anyone can have lil guy energy or be the girlie on my feed like those words mean nothing to me now

a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Anonymous asked

how much water did u drink today ?

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

and still slurping

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elvanian:
“favoritesticle:
“the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges
”
THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
”

elvanian:

favoritesticle:

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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homeboygirl:

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.

ierohero:

boobachu:

ierohero:

wet-dirt:

ierohero:

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i’m going to talk to my therapist about how much i don’t relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn’t have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it’s okay I guess but it’s kinda awful.

It’s like it’s not mint chocolate but it’s also not toothpaste flavored, it’s some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i